Erik's Unintelligible Page

1st Circle- Good unbaptized
2nd Circle- Lustful
3rd Circle- Gluttons
4th Circle- Hoarders and Squanderers
5th Circle- River Styx- Hateful and Sullen
6th Circle- City of Dis- Heretics
7th Circle- Violent
8th Circle- Simple Fraud
9th Circle- Complex Fraud





Welcome to Hartford (hell incarnate)
Alrighty, I felt compelled to put that in for some reason... anyway, you either came here for no reason whatsoever or you came here to raise HELL. Like the effects? I ripped them off from some loser's page... Just copied the source. Well, feel free to use some of my better ideas and schemes. Stupid bastard Cybersol is SO goddamn slow... Oh well, I'll compensate by putting up hundreds upon hundreds of horrible pictures of my pets... See a crapload of heinous pictures of Erik's pets


Goddammit, son of a whore html editor lost my crap... here is the condensed version...

Airhorn Grenade- Get an airhorn, tape the trigger down, and throw in someone you wanna get even with's yard LATE at night... I actually thought of this myself...

Terrordactyls- The best firework ever!! These gems'll blast away, sounding like a jet engine and end in a huge shower of sparks... hell yeah!

Stilettoes- I wanna get a stiletto!! Any smugglers know where I could get one easily? Me and my friend Ryan have been looking all over!!

Make yer own beer! Click on the Bud!

Ryan's Homepage

Bonus- See if ya can find the hidden link!!!
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The Onion
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